Wednesday, March 17, 2010

O Sewing Machine!

O Sewing Machine, O Sewing Machine,
How even are your stitches!
You don't have an exotic name,
You can't play those fussy games.
O Sewing Machine, O Sewing Machine,
How even are your stitches!

O Sewing Machine, O Sewing Machine,
How powerful is your motor!
Quilts and bags, and curtains too,
I make them all, thanks to you.
O Sewing Machine, O Sewing Machine,
How powerful is your motor!

O Sewing Machine, O Sewing Machine,
How sharp are your needles!
You may not quilt quite like a dream,
At least you don't make me scream!
O Sewing Machine, O Sewing Machine,
How sharp are your needles!

O Sewing Machine, O Sewing Machine,
You aren't fancy or expensive!
Your arm's not long, your throat's not deep,
You can't sew in your sleep.
O Sewing Machine, O Sewing Machine,
You aren't fancy or expensive!

O Sewing Machine, O Sewing Machine,
I am the Boss of this Team!
You do your job, you do it well,
Without you, I'd live in hell,
O Sewing Machine, O Sewing Machine,
I'm gonna miss you* a lo-ot...







*going on vacation


5 comments:

3anklebiters said...

fantastic! i even started singing it. where is she going?

Clare said...

Oh no! What's happened?

pwl said...

LOL! Have a great vacation!

Helen said...

SHe is going to miss you as much as you missing her I am sure!

Susan said...

OMG, I need to print this out and take it with me on our upcoming vacation! Last Sept I was in serious withdrawals without mine, so I know what it's like, Lynne, to go off and leave them home alone.

My favorite line- "At least you don't make me scream!" That one struck a chord! Bwahahaha!